Digital Feline

Here we go!

Opening: Love Neil Patrick Harris.

Hosts: Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin. Hilarious duo. Like the Tree of Souls bit. Some funny looks from celebs in the audience.

Actor in a Supporting Role

Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds

Christopher Plummer in The Last Station

Matt Damon in Invictus

Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones

Woody Harrelson in The Messengers

Fantastic movie! Good job, Christoph!

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Animated Feature Film

Up (Pete Docter and Bob Peterson)

The Princess and the Frog (Ron Clements and John Musker)

Coraline (Henry Selick)

Fantastic Mr Fox (Wes Anderson)

Secret of Kells

WooHoo! I’m correct! UP WON!

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Writing (original screenplay)

The Hurt Locker (Mark Boal)

Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino)

A Serious Man (Joel and Ethan Coen)

Up (Pete Docter and Bob Petersen)

The Messenger (Alessandro Camon and Oren Moverman)

YES! Right, again! The Hurt Locker!

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Writing (adapted screenplay)

District 9 (Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell)

An Education (Nick Hornby)

Precious (Geoffrey Fletcher)

Up in the Air (Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner)

In the Loop (Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Ian Martin and Tony Roche)

Oh, Precious! Still need to see that movie. Thought it would be Up in the Air.

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Actress in a Supporting Role

Mo’Nique in Precious

Vera Farmiga in Up in the Air

Penélope Cruz in Nine

Diane Kruger in Inglourious Basterds

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Crazy Heart

Right again!

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ENOUGH OF THIS DANCING!

Foreign Language Film

Ajami (Scandar Copti and Yaron Shani, Israel)

A Prophet (Jacques Audiard, France)

The Secret of Her Eyes (Juan Jose Campanella, Argentina)

The White Ribbon (Michael Haneke, Germany)

The Milk of Sorrow (Claudia Llosa, Peru)

Was thinking Germany would take that award. Oh well, no biggie.

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Its that time of year again, Super Bowl… Commercials.

Meow, Avatar The Last Air Bender looks really cool! I hope its as good as the TV show. I’m not a fan of most of M. Night Shyamalan’s movies but I’m willing to make an exception for this one. P.S. Shyamaln no “twist” please.

Woah! The house made of empty bud light cans is crazy, but I like it.

Man, Betty White sure has some good football moves, love me some snickers.

I haven’t seen Survivor since the first season but Heroes vs. Villains does look interesting. Though It might be because Heroes is one of my favorite shows.

Dika’s Boost mobile commercial is scary.

Doritos with the electric dog collar yikes, I hope no mean dog tries that on this feline.
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Looks like I’m covering the awards circuit in 2010. Here are my picks! Do you agree or disagree with me?

Image from Starpulse.com

Actress in a Supporting Role

Mo’Nique in Precious

Vera Farmiga in Up in the Air

Penélope Cruz in Nine

Diane Kruger in Inglourious Basterds

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Crazy Heart

Actor in a Supporting Role

Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds

Christopher Plummer in The Last Station

Matt Damon in Invictus

Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones

Woody Harrelson in The Messengers
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You go, pussycat!

Photo: http://gossip.whyfame.com

Wow, I just found out that Elin Nordegren, the estranged wife of Tiger Woods, took matters into her own hands when she snatched her husband’s cell phone and tricked one of his many mistresses into texting about a future encounter they might have. When Tiger refused to deal with his justifiably angry wife, he popped a sleeping pill — Not a very tiger like thing to do, Tiger! Elin wasn’t letting that sleeping dog lie. She shook him out of his drug-induced sleep and chased him out of the house with a golf club. It’s good to know that she hasn’t been declawed!

Lately I’ve been watching episodes of L.A. Ink on Netflix, and I have to say I’m pretty addicted. I don’t have any tattoos, or know anyone with any tattoos, but I guess you can say I’m fascinated with them because I would NEVER want to mark my fur like that! I just can’t imagine the pain!

Overall, I give L.A. Ink 3 MEOWS. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s worth watching if you feel like curling up in front of the TV for a couple of hours.

Another reason I like Kat Von D, is because of her love of cats. Though her hairless cat is a little freaky. No offense.

Kat Von D Christopher Ameruoso Paw Print Magazine Photo Shoo – The best bloopers are a click away

4 MEOWS – Definetly check out this episode.  I would skip a snack for it.

I wasn’t sure about The Middle to start with.  I had trouble adapting to it since the two stars came from other shows that I liked.  However, this episode won me over.  Mike and I now have something in common, neither of us have jobs.  However, even though I’m a cat I know how to use the internet, Mike was looking for jobs in the local paper. 

During one of Mike’s interviews he was asked to describe himself.  He says, “Mike”, “Man” and “Tall”.  I thought this was hilarious.  I guess my qualities would be “cat”, “fat”, “”short”. Meow.

1 MEOW – Stay away from this episode like you stay away from the neighborhood pitbull.

Now don’t get me wrong, I like Fringe the show but this episode was awful.  First of all, Charlie was magically back from the dead with no explanation.  It turns out that this episode was aired out of order so Charlie is not actually back from the dead.  But for a show that is already somewhat confusing this is unacceptable.  In my opinion they should not have aired this episode at all if they were going to cause such a big continuity problem. 

Also Fringe and Lost are done by the same people and while I like Fringe I like Lost a lot better and every time Fringe talks about random number sequences or shows a blurry old video recording from Dr. Bishop’s former career I can’t help but think of Lost.

Anyway I think the girl should have been seeing cats.  Meow!

Meow, I have devised a rating system for the TV episodes that I watch.  Here is how I will be rating episodes:

5 MEOWS – You can’t miss this episode.  Its the best thing since wet cat food.
4 MEOWS – Definetly check out this episode.  I would skip a snack for it.
3 MEOWS – You might as well watch it.  What else are you going to do right?
2 MEOWS – Not worth watching.  Chasing your tail might be more entertaining.
1 MEOW – Stay away from this episode like you stay away from the neighborhood pitbull.

I will be updating past posts with my new rating system.

Tiger Woods is giving cats  all over the world a bad  name. I might be the runt of  the litter, and he is a big cat,  but I can still be disgusted  by him. Supposedly, he’s  now in sex rehab. I had my  sex rehab when I was just a  kitten, and it’s 100%  foolproof. Mr. Big Shot Tiger  could learn a little something from a house cat like me.  Meee-owww!

I can’t wait for this movie to come out. MacGruber started out as an SNL skit poking fun at MacGyver. Later it turned into a Pepsi commercial/Skit. Recently our old friend Richard Dean Anderson made appearances as MacGyver who turns out to be MacGruber’s dad.